Monday, July 15, 2013

Man-child comedies

I've been watching previews for new TV shows coming out this fall for work (I'm an entertainment reporter, and yes, it is work to watch this trash) and one show that killed a particularly large number of brain cells was We are Men from CBS. It's about four recently divorced men "helping each other heal" from their recent life altering events. How they heal apparently is by lounging by the pool, engaging in promiscuous sex, and breaking into a Catholic school.
I would like someone to explain to me exactly how men heal by acting like unsupervised teenagers? What part of picking up random bar floozies is supposed to help repair the psychological damage of being left at the wedding altar? I am just getting sick of the idea in media that it's perfectly healthy for a single man to act like Austin Powers, and that if he's feeling his emotions or taking time before dating or having sex that there's something wrong with him.
This isn't the only show doing it either. Fox has a new show coming out called Brooklyn Nine-Nine about an immature homicide detective who aggressively resists the direct orders of his superiors, including wearing a Speedo to work to flaunt the dress code. In any normal office he'd be hit with so many sexual harassment suits his Speedo would be all he has left, but here we're supposed to cheer him on for being a "free spirit".

Um, no, you're not a "free spirit", you're an immature man-child who can't handle their own life.

And yes, I know I have a whole post on my toy collection, and another about my Harley Quinn outfit I want to make, but I know when to set them aside. While I also know this isn't a true reflection of reality, what I hate is that the media can be a place to put the idealized version of reality, and if this is what the public wants to idolize then heaven help us all.
 What do you think? Are these man-child comedies stupid or appealing?

-JOE

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Cosplay idea?

In September Salt Lake City is getting its first Comic Con. I of course am going, as if I'm going to miss that, and of course being a major fan-boy of so many things I'm going to cosplay, but what I want to cosplay as may be a little...
Controversial...



No, I'm not cross dressing.


And yes, I realize that Harley Quinn is essentially a boy version of the Joker, so I'll basically be the boy version of the girl version of the Joker. So then why don't I just go as the Joker?

Well, the thing is, I've already been the Joker.

Me as the Joker
Earth 11
I have no problem being the Joker again, but I want
to try something different, plus I've always loved Harley Quinn. I've talked about my fandom of her before, so I'll just say I love her as a character. As for the gender thing, I've recently been reading a lot of discussion on male and female societal norms, like how we automatically associate girls with the color pink and boys with blue. I also read a piece about how female super heroes can be inspired by male super heroes (IE Batgirl and Supergirl) but no male superheroes are ever inspired by female super heroes (IE why we have no Wonder Boy or Cat Boy). DC has done a gender-swapped universe (though they barely used it) so it's not an alien concept, but it's still taboo.
Other cosplay enthusiasts- be glad I'm not wearing a star-spangled speedo.

So what do you think? Should I go for Harley Quinn or should I find a more traditional male character, and if so, who?
-JOE




Monday, June 24, 2013

A day at the film fest

Last week the Utah Arts Festival rolled into town, taking over the downtown library and old courthouse. As a reporter for the Daily Utah Chronocle I got to cover the corresponding film festival Fear No Film. My piece for that will be printed on Wednesday, but I just wanted to talk about a few things that didn't make it to print.

First I must say that I love the art shows in Utah. I went to the Provo one almost every year when I was a kid and always got a kick out of them, and when I moved to Salt Lake I've continued the tradition. This year was just as excellent, and I would've had pics if I didn't keep spotting "No Camera" signs everywhere. So, sorry, you're just going to have to go next year to see for yourself.

One part that wasn't around when I was a kid was the security line, complete with invasive bag check. I didn't mind this a Disneyland but it's just sad that I can't walk into an art show without a cavity search. Next thing you know you'll need to be a member of SHIELD just to check out a book.

The art show was good, lots of Steampunk stuff, including where I think Steampunk was going to naturally going to go anyway. One artist had working watches with the displays off. The watches had all the gears and whatnot ticking away but with absolutely no display. I thought the idea was that it was cool when things worked without electricity and microchips, and that it actually did stuff. For me taking the displays off is like a cowboy getting all dressed up to do data entry. I think we're missing the point here.

So as for the films, again you can read about my favorites in the Chronocle, but let me talk about independent films. See the problem with main stream films is that Hollywood will try to generalize films as much as possible with similar characters and themes, basically so that the general public will know that they're going into something familiar and safe. For example: explain to me what the major differences between Julia Roberts in Runaway Bride, Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail, and Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama. You may see different careers and slightly different situations, but really what you get is a typical romantic comedy heroine. This creates a ton of films that all look and feel exactly alike, with the only differences being who's pretty to play the characters at the time and what stupid references they can make that will be dated by the time the film comes out.

Independent films have the opposite problem. Independent films usually are out to innovate, since they generally have smaller budgets, crews, names, and studios behind them, they just try to use innovative stories and techniques to make a film. The problem is that this can lead to those interesting "Art House" films you're always hearing about. Films where a clown slowly flips a pancake while a woman lies in the fetal position under the table. The films can actually reach the point of being so innovative that nobody, even the people who study films, can wrap their heads around them.

Most of the films I saw were cinematic treats compared to what I usually watch. I love a film where I'm challenged intellectually and feel like I've been given an insight into someone's mind and soul. On the other hand, I hate it when I feel like I've been lead into someone's political statement or just been lead around into something nonsensical.

Some examples:

A film where the dialogue consists of nothing but sitcoms from the 1950s and animation comprised of mosaics of the same. The film included spousal abuse, racial stereotypes, and infanticide.

A film about an iPhone that falls in love with its owner (it sounds cute but I feel it could've been tighter to say the least). This one included a very hairy Israeli man in Superman briefs.

A film where Goth chicks scrape knives against a woman's skin in a room that looks like Dexter's garage.

And the one I actually fell asleep to: A film about how corporations can now fund candidates to political positions (Admittedly this is a situation I didn't know much about, but here was an opportunity to get a new advocate on their side and their presentation was so bad it bored me to sleep).

Don't let this discourage you from attending smaller film festivals near you. Sitting through these was a small price to pay for some of the wonderful and creative pieces I had the privilege of seeing. I highly encourage you to check out whatever you can that interests you on the independent circuits, your favorite movie may be out there and you just haven't seen it yet.
-JOE

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Where are all the geek dads?

When I sat down to make my list of top ten dads in geekdom for Mormon Geeks, I noticed that I was having trouble coming up with ten examples of good dads. I actually had to poll my roommates and fiance for ideas just to get ten good examples. So to me this begs the question:

Where are all the geek world's dads?

What I find especially weird is that in mainstream entertainment good dads are pretty much a stock character. Full House experimented with the idea of three dads living together in a pre-Prop 8 world, and even Glee has a good dad among it's millions of characters in the form of the gay kid's dad. Even Homer Simpson, who borders between geek and mainstream is a pretty good dad when he isn't strangling his son. So we know entertainment is capable of making good dads, so where are they in sci-fi and fantasy?

What we usually see is either jerks or absent fathers, weather from being dead or missing. I put Johnathon Kent on my list but in Superman's original story line Johnathon died just before Clark became Superman.
That's two dead dads for Superman. Batman only had one, the wuss. Besides Mr. Kent my list included Mufasa and Uncle Ben, both who while being good father figures ended up dead just to progress the story line and give the characters reasons to be ticked. Sometimes the only times we hear about a characters father is in a flashback, briefly introduced for a story then immediately forgotten, and usually if they were good dads they were dead but if he was a jerk dad he's still around, presumably to add tension later.

So my second question then: Why is it when they do make a good dad they like to kill him off?

I also want to note how many dads were NOT the actual fathers of the people they were being dads to. My list has a couple uncles, a professional mentor for vampire slayers, and a whatever Splinter is. So here we have dad energy given off by non- dads, which is cool, don't get me wrong, but it begs another question:

Why aren't more fathers dads?

I've been pondering this for days, and I wish I could give some intelligent answer about fiction and Oedipus and Abraham or whatever, but honestly I'm still at a loss. I can't say that tragic fatherhood stories always make good characters, because the people who got the good dad stuff from my list are some of the best characters in fiction. I can't say that it's hard to write good dads, since the mainstream has all but made it a commodity. All I can say for sure is that I don't like it. I don't see anything wrong with having some decent dads in fantasy. I don't get the obsession to give everyone a dark and troubled past, with an abusive father and a crack-head mother, or have one or both die off in some weird tragedy. What's wrong with having a super hero come from a well adjusted family life?


What are your thoughts?

-JOE


Monday, June 17, 2013

The best of the internet

I have one Gb of pics on my computer completely devoted to my desktop background. I have it set to randomly stroll through the nearly 2000 files, many of which are pics I found online and had to have. Let me help ease this Monday by sharing some of the funniest I've found so far.







































What's your background? 
-JOE

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Getting the mail

This annoying little spider keeps covering my mailbox and front door with webs. I feel kind of bad killing it since he's not in my house. Thoughts?

Monday, June 10, 2013

PIE!!!

Being a poor working college student my cuisine choices can be somewhat limited at times. In fact lately they've seemed to consist almost entirely of dollar burgers from Wendys and spaghetti I made last week. So today I decided to splurge and walked down to the Marie Calender's down the street.
This is what I got.

Double cream blueberry.
It was on sale!
-JOE

Friday, June 7, 2013

Ten songs not to skip

You ever notice when you have 500+ songs on your iPod that you end up skipping half of them? Sometimes I'll download a CD or a song and listen to it a billion times, then a few months later I see it pop up and hit next without thinking, but some songs I can't help but stop and listen to. So I put my iPod on shuffle and here's the first ten songs I didn't immediately skip. :)
Click on the song title to link to its video on Youtube.

10: Battlefield by Jordan Sparks
I actually fell in love with this song when I saw it performed on So You Think You Can Dance. It's a great song about what it is like to fight with someone over and over again even though you love them. Plus I think every fighting couple should do this dance whenever they fight.

9: Because of You by Kelly Clarkson
I know this song is about Kelly's relationship with her mother, but I like to think it can pretane to any relationship that ends in major damage in someone's life. I know I've had friendships that have made it "hard to trust not only me but everyone around me".

8: Rockstar by Nickelback
This song is just fun. It's pretty much just an anthem to being a rock superstar. Yes it's dirty and that's not how being a rockstar really is, but it's the same fantasy that made Guitar Hero such a hit at my house.

7: I Dreamed a Dream-Michael Henry and Justin Robinett tribute to Les Miserables
Don't get me wrong, I love every version I've ever heard of this song and I love them all, but this is my favorite. And before you ask, no, these guys are not gay, nor do I think they're singing a gay version of the song. I know they keep the line "And still I dream he'd come to me, that we would live the years together" unaltered, but I think that's more out of respect to the origonal piece than to make any sort of message. I love these guy's music. Check out more if you get a chance.

6: Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood
Part of my love for this song is that I was getting to know this new friend as we drove somewhere and it came on the radio and we both just belted it. It sealed our friendship. His name is TJ and he writes with me over on Mormongeeks. The other part of why I love this song is that it's just fun!

5: My Freeze Ray from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
It's ironic that these two are back-to-back, but what sealed this song and this whole series for me was that I was once out in the rain with my friend Tyler singing this at the top of our lungs while waiting for a bus. This whole production is fantastic anyway, I love Neil Patrick Harris and Joss Whedon.

4: White Rabbit from Sucker Punch
I know a lot of people had a problem with this movie, but one thing you can't argue is that the music's great. I love Alice In Wonderland in anything anyway, and this psychedelic song in the middle of an equally psychedelic movie made me buying the soundtrack on the way out of the theater.

3: Home by Breaking Benjamin
Like Alice in Wonderland imagery, I love Wizard of Oz concepts. A little heavy metal for me goes a long way, so the songs I do like are few and far between, and this little gem is definitely near the top of my list.

2: Chasing Cars by Grey's Anatomy cast
This is another remix where I like the tribute more than the original. I think this song is just prettier with girls in it, and then when you add it to the emotional pull which for me is Grey's Anatomy, then it becomes something I sing along to on the bus.

1: You Were Mine by The Dixie Chicks
This is one of those songs that's just so sad you can't help but love it. I love the imagery it creates as well as the characters. You can really see this woman suffering and how big of a dirtbag this guy is. Plus the chorus is just catchy.

So that's my list for now. Maybe later I'll do another, after all, if these were all the songs I stopped on when I listened to my iPod, I'd never listen to music. :)
-JOE

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Hi I'm Joe and I'm a collectaholic

So I've been thinking lately that I may have a problem with collecting things...
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Heroclix

Action figures

Legos

More Legos...

More Legos...

Even more Legos...

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Comic books...

DVDs...

Dolls (Don't judge me!)...

Board games (Some are my roommates but the majority are mine...) ...

And Magic cards.


So yeah I think I may have a little problem...
What do ya'll collect?
-JOE

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